“I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.” HumorFunnyLeftLove IsGladCracksPursesCourtney Author:Sarah Silverman
“Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.” IfsKnowsWholeHumorFunnyHouseSidesHoursCracksDo You KnowVcr Author:Chris Rock
“I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.” HumorFunnyStuffSawsBuildingScaredHotelNeighborhoodLos AngelesCracksAbandonedGhettoAbandoned Buildings Author:Chris Rock
“A man walked into a shop and asked, "How much are your eggs?" He said "£1.40 a dozen". He then asked: "How much are your cracked ones?" He said: "35p". He said: "Crack us four dozen."” MenSaidHumorFunnyFourShopsEggsCracksDozenCracked Author:Frank Carson
“I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open” HumorFunnyAidsCracksSlipsPuddles Author:Jim Norton