“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.” FirstsHumorFunnyInspiringFoodEasierWeightCookingDietsCulinaryNutritionWeight LossSecond ChanceDietingHealthy EatingHealthy DietFat PeopleFunny DietEating Healthy FoodMotivational DietWeight MotivationalInspirational Weight LossGood Weight Loss MotivationInspirational Weight Author:Jackie Gleason
“The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!” WellsHumorFunnyTasteDietsDrsScrewed UpPeppersDr Pepper Author:Mitch Hedberg
“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.” ThinkingShouldLongCountryBodyHumorAbleFunnyWiseFoodColdEatingRateAssBlockCaliforniaDietsVegetarianVeganYou ChooseVegetarianismVegetarian HealthKilling YourselfFree CountryVegan HealthDrivewayVegetarian FoodVegan FoodWise Ass Author:Scott Adams