“It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously.” ImportantHumorFunnyEasyForgetSituationLaughingComedyGraceLaughterAspectExcellenceSavingAmbiguitySaving Grace Author:Stephen Fry
“This one commercial said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were!” KnowsMindSaidHumorFunnyForgetSellsLoadOf My MindForget Everything Author:Mitch Hedberg
“People think I'm into sports because I'm a man. But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and play basketball to enjoy Gatorade. You can just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic!” PeopleThinkingMenWayPlayHumorFunnySportsEnjoyForgetBasketballThirstyDemographicsGatorade Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.” KnowsHumorEyeFunnySpeakForgetPantsSpeak English Author:David Cross
“I never have free time, I don't know about you. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line in front of you and you get kinda flustered, you're like "Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I got things to do, okay?"” PeopleKnowsTwoHumorFunnyLinesForgetFrontsStandingOkayMachinesThings To DoSecondsCashForget ItFree Time Author:Jim Gaffigan
“If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.” IfsEnoughPhilosophyFactsHumorSchoolFunnyRememberForgetStudyScrewsForget ItRest Of Your LifeGeologyScrew You Author:Steve Martin
“When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.” WritingSaidHomeHumorFunnyLeftForgetSkillsMumUnlikely Author:Tim Vine
“On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should be speaking Hebrew. Why are you talking to him in Yiddish?" The mother answered, "I don't want he should forget he's a Jew."” WantShouldHumorFunnyMotherForgetTalkingSonJewIsraelBusIsraeliCrowdedHebrewYiddishTalking To Him Author:Kirk Douglas