“Humor can help you to disagree without being disagreeable. The key in democracy is not necessarily that we agree, but that we participate....Despite all the heavy problems- domestic and international- there is humor. Humor transcends partisanship.” HelpingProblemHumorDemocracyKeysAgreeInternationalHeavyDespiteDisagreeDisagreeablePartisanship Author:Gerald R. Ford
“To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.” WayHas BeensDifferentCountryStatesProblemHumorPoliticalUnitedUnited StatesFateKeysMetsTerroristAlsAlliesCommandersArrestedAl QaedaPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“The difference between farce and humour in literature is, I suppose, that farce strums louder and louder on one string, while humour varies its note, changes its key, grows and spreads and deepens until it may indeed reach tragic depths.” MayHumorFunnyLiteratureGrowsDifferencesHumourKeysNotesDepthSpreadTragicStringsVaryFarce Book:In My Good Books Source: In My Good Books
“As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes. You're all happy at first, but then by the end, you're sick of 'em.” FirstsTwoEndsShowsHumorFunnyStrongKeysElementsSickComedianEmsPancakes Author:Mitch Hedberg
“If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for. That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.” IfsMenMadeHumorFunnyLaughingKeysJokesTradeDuplicationPimping Author:Mitch Hedberg
“On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside.” HumorFunnyNightGuyDoorsFrontsKeysTownsClockScottishFront Doors Author:Frankie Boyle