“Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.” MenHumorFunnyDrinkMen And WomenTeaKillersSerialsSerial KillerHerbal Tea Author:Rita Rudner
“Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.” MenHumorFunnyCarClothesHumorousMen And Women Author:Rita Rudner
“Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.” MenHumorMightFunnyHumorousMen And WomenBe A ManCellulite Author:Rita Rudner
“If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.” IfsMenHumorFunnyFightingMarriageSocietyMen And WomenStranger Author:Dave Barry
“There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.” MenWantDifferentHumorFunnySexBattleMen And WomenGenderDifferent ThingsWant MeWomen Want Author:George Burns
“Immigrants bring to America the values of faith in God, love of family, hard work and self reliance - the values that made us a great nation to begin with. We've all seen those values in action, through the service and sacrifice of more than 35,000 foreign-born men and women currently on active duty in the United States military.” MenMadeSelfHardStatesHumorActionAmericaPoliticalValuesNationsBornUnitedUnited StatesSacrificeMilitaryDutyHard WorkMen And WomenActiveGod LoveImmigrantsFaith In GodSelf RelianceRelianceFamily LovePolitical HumorGreat NationsUnited States MilitaryService And Sacrifice Author:George W. Bush
“It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.” MenLooksImportantHumorYoungPoliticalLife IsQualityShotsMen And WomenBlockYoung ManQuality Of LifePolitical HumorNebraska Author:George W. Bush
“You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.” KnowsMenHumorFunnyCertainSituationFireMen And Women Author:Dave Attell
“So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"” MenSaidTwoHumorFunnySawsMen And WomenItemsTesco Author:Tommy Cooper
“1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.” MenFirstsHumorFunnyMovingWaitingSidesMen And WomenOppositesValentineValentine's Day Author:Kristen Schaal