“My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful.” WayHumorSchoolFunnyFatherMorningFeetShoesSnowClockEvery Morning Author:Bill Cosby
“Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.” HumorFunnySportsShoesBowlingPork Chops Book:Napalm & Silly Putty Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit” HumorFunnyLastsGuyWifeShoesMy WifePairsDriversDeerZoosPair Of ShoesDashboards Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.” HumorFunnyTakenFeetBaseballShoes Author:Jerry Coleman
“I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."” MadeSaidHumorFunnyShoesCornersThey SaidAround The CornerTaiwan Author:Frank Carson
“Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!” TwoHumorFunnyCryMomLuckShoesMy MomNecksCopGood LuckTasers Author:George Lopez