“When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.” HumorFunnyBusinessDoubtTroublePonderingDelegatesWhen In DoubtMurphys LawDelegation Author:James H. Boren
“I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.” HumorFunnyTroubleCarMy FamilySunday Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The trouble with Freud is that he never had to play the old Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after Rangers and Celtic had both lost.” PlayFeelingsHumorFunnyNightLostTroubleTheoryJokesWindowReliefEmpiresBatsSaturdaySaturday NightRangersMarvellousCelticElationGlasgow Author:Ken Dodd
“The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.” HumorFunnyTrouble Author:Bill Cosby
“Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."” PersonsSometimesHumorRunningFunnyNightHoursTroubleLateBusySmellSmokeLazyWeekendShowersMondayFridayFriday NightBeing Lazy48 HoursRunning Late Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.” TwoHumorFunnyWalksTroubleBarsRoughPeanuts Author:Tommy Cooper