“British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by Sargon of Assyria on the fall of Sumeria in 721 B.C. ... They further believe that the future can be foretold by the measurements of the Great Pyramid, which probably means it will be big and yellow and in the hand of the Arabs. They also believe that if you sleep with your head under the pillow a fairy will come and take all your teeth.” IfsBelieveMeanHandsBigsFallLostSleepWhiteTenHumorousIsraelBritishTeethFairyBritainYellowTribesPillowMeasurementPyramidsAnglo Saxon Author:Mike Harding
“We (The British) have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy.” MadeCenturyMountainOceanHumorousBritishSugarCandyPrairie Book:Sir Winston Churchill: a self-portrait Source: Sir Winston Churchill: a self-portrait
“It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.” FunnyThreeBirthHumorousWittyBritishStrikesHilariousMaternity Book:Bob Hope Source: Bob Hope