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“... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.”

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Book:The Posthumous Papers of the Pickwick Club, Volume 1 (of 2) (Illustrations)

Source: The Posthumous Papers of the Pickwick Club, Volume 1 (of 2) (Illustrations)

“Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid.”

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Author:Arthur Conan Doyle

“Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.”

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Author:Pierre Trudeau

“The Americans never walk. In winter too cold and in summer too hot.”

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Author:Jack Butler Yeats

“There are no nudists in cold areas.”

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Book:Death note: Kindred spirit

Source: Death note: Kindred spirit