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“Playing on stereotypes was meant to be humorous. If it doesn't tickle you in certain spots, it's not going to be funny. Falling down the stairs is a seriously dangerous thing, but watching it is HILARIOUS!”

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Author:Manila Luzon

“I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy and dangerous, a la Sophia Loren, or funny and humorous, a la Woody Allen. Getting to do things along those lines would be extremely wicked and a dream come true.”

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Author:Azita Ghanizada

“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”

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Author:Friedrich Nietzsche

“It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.”

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Author:George Bernard Shaw

“Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.”

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Book:The wit and wisdom of Mae West

Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West

“I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.”

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Author:David Gerrold

“It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.”

“Advertising is like learning - a little is a dangerous thing.”

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Book:The Art of Money Getting, or Golden Rules for Making Money

Source: The Art of Money Getting, or Golden Rules for Making Money

“I have often been downcast, but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary I treat all the privations as amusing. I have made up my mind now to lead a different life from other girls and, later on, different from ordinary housewives. My start has been so very full of interest, and that is the sole reason why I have to laugh at the humorous side of the most dangerous moments.”

Source: The diary of a young girl