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“Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.”

Men Giving Done Earth Poor Rich Humorous Gold Prison Metals Distribution Scarce Rich Man Poor Man

Author:Mike Harding

“I was on Batman with "Superheavy" or "Zero Year" where there was a lot of fun and bombast, but it was also personal. [In All-Star], I wanted to take that to its complete extreme, like the end of the Earth extreme, where it's over-the-top humorous, yet at the same time really deeply about what I think is of this particular moment in time, at least for me. The things I'm terrified of and the things I'm hopeful about. My life is the page.”

Thinking Years Ends Moments Wanted Earth Life Is Fun Stars Particular Pages Humorous Extremes Hopeful Zero Terrified Moments In Time Over The Top Really Deep All Stars

Author:Scott Snyder

“If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?”

Ifs Thinking World Stills States Earth America United United States Humorous Built Shopping Shopping Centers

Author:Richard M. Nixon

“Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.”

People Children Earth Funny Lasts Parent Ought Humorous Parenting Witty

Author:Samuel Butler

“In closing, the greatest threat to peace on this earth is the arrogance of a super-power [America] that is out of control.”

Earth America Stupid Humorous Threat Arrogance Closing Super Power

Author:Louis Farrakhan

“Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.”

Earth Funny Form Food Humorous Flight Boat Sailing Airline Transportation Hares Air Travel Sailboat

Author:Dave Barry

“They (Americans) have their national game, baseball - which is cricket played with a strong American accent - and they have a national language, entirely their own, unlike any other language spoken on the earth.”

Earth Funny America Games Language Strong Humorous Baseball Accents Cricket National Language

Book:How to scrape skies: the United States explored, rediscovered and explained

Source: How to scrape skies: the United States explored, rediscovered and explained