Best humorous & force Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young flower, but to open it by force like an oyster.”

Mind Children Funny Young Force Flower Humorous Oysters

Book:Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].

Source: Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].

“And dilettantism is a humorous way to survive. Everybody understands you for it and everybody hates you for it. And not everybody chooses to be a dilettante. Many choose cunning and brute force.”

Way Hate Force Humorous Hate You Cunning Brutes Brute Force Dilettantes

Author:Francesco Clemente

“Comedy is to force us to observe ourselves in ways that are humorous and yet, at the end of the day, that cause us enough discomfort with the status quo to make a change.”

Way Ends Enough Force Causes Comedy Humorous The End Of The Day Status Quo Making Changes Discomfort Challenging Status Quo Challenging The Status Quo

Author:Michael Eric Dyson

“I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.”

Men Mind Eye Religion Force Religious Degrees Perception Humorous

Book:Adventures of Tom Sawyer Companion

Source: Adventures of Tom Sawyer Companion

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”

Way May Funny Evil House Force Humorous Witty Comedian Confused Sarcastic Wickedness Stupid People Good Against Evil Best Wishes

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“Love has been taken away from the poets, and has been brought within the domain of true science. It may prove to be one of the great cosmic elementary forces. When the atom of hydrogen draws the atom of chlorine towards it to form the perfected molecule of hydrochloric acid, the force which it exerts may be intrinsically similar to that which draws me to you. Attraction and repulsion appear to be the primary forces. This is attraction.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Illustrated)

“As a profession advertising is young; as a force it is as old as the world. The first four words ever uttered, Let there be light, constitute its charter. All nature is vibrant with its impulse.”

World Firsts Light Young Force Four Humorous Profession Advertising Impulse Charter

Author:Bruce Barton

“The principal purpose of the Democratic Party is to use the force of government to take property away from the people who earn it and give it to people who do not.”

People Giving Use Government Purpose Literature Force Party Republican Humorous Property Democratic Democrat Principal Democratic Party

Author:Neal Boortz

“When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom!”

Love Mother Force Justice Love Is Gone Mom Humorous

Author:Laurie Anderson

“The thing I miss about Air Force One is they don't lose my luggage.”

Force Loses Air Missing Humorous Aviation Airline Air Force Luggage Air Travel Airline Industry Air Force One

Author:George H. W. Bush

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