Best humorous & gambling Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.”

Way Funny Three Humorous My Family Ruins Gambling Farming Three Ways Gambling And Love

“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.”

Way Funny Happiness Success Strong Sports Race Education History Battle Humorous Gambling Gamble Betting Murphys Law Gambling And Love

Author:Damon Runyon

“A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.”

Money Sweet Humorous Luck Dollars Gambling Gamble Betting Casinos

Author:Paul Newman

“Error is a hardy plant; it flourishes in every soil.”

Mistake Humorous Plant Errors Soil Gambling My Mistakes Hardy Life Mistakes

Author:Martin Farquhar Tupper

“The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.”

Funny Passion Money Common Pay Humorous Tables Luck Gambling Nevertheless Gamble Gaming Roulette

Book:The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more

Source: The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more

“Remember this: The house doesn't beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself.”

Giving Funny Remember Opportunity House Money Player Beats Humorous Luck Gambling Gamble Betting Sports Betting

Author:Nick Dandolos

“My advice to the unborn is, don't be born with a gambling instinct unless you have a good sense of probabilities.”

Funny Born Money Advice Humorous Luck Instinct Gambling Probability Good Sense Unborn

Book:A Remarkable Medicine Has Been Overlooked

Source: A Remarkable Medicine Has Been Overlooked

“He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.”

Christian Funny Four Humorous Calm Gambling Serene Aces

Book:Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend

Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend

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