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“Something about the possession of a book - an object that can contain infinite fables, words of wisdom, chronicles of times gone by, humorous anecdotes and divine revelation - endows the reader with the power of creating a story, and the listener with a sense of being present at the moment of creation.”

“He's gone, and forgot nothing but to say farewell to his creditors”

Gone Humorous Farewell Creditors

Book:Poor Richard's Almanack

Source: Poor Richard's Almanack

“"Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"”

Humans Mean Children Christian Funny Church Human Beings Gone Missing Humorous Indignation Christian Church

Book:Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].

Source: Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].

“I must admit that I do have a particular soft spot for the character of the chameleon-trickster goddess Ris in Dreams of the Compass Rose. Ris has gone through the whole spectrum of personal change and has had the longest road of all. And in the end she chooses to come back to the world, to guide, and to help, and to open the eyes of those who are suffering. In that is her true strength and humorous wisdom. I really do like her a whole lot.”

World Ends Whole Character Helping Dream Eye Suffering Gone Particular Humorous Rose Guides Spots Goddess Compass Spectrum Like Her Chameleon True Strength Personal Change Tricksters

Author:Vera Nazarian

“I'm so far gone that I'm telling the truth. It sounds like a foreign language.”

Language Sound Gone Humorous Telling The Truth Foreign Language So Far Gone

Book:Father Figure

Source: Father Figure

“When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom!”

Love Mother Force Justice Love Is Gone Mom Humorous

Author:Laurie Anderson

“I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.”

Humor Bigs Funny Gone Sky Food Humorous Convinced Airline Triangles Luggage Air Travel Bermuda Bermuda Triangle

Author:Erma Bombeck