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“Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses. I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person. In person, they are like enormous hooved rats. They amble up to your camp site, and their attitude is: We're wild horses. We're going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We're protected by federal law, just like Richard Nixon.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“Never praise your cider or your horse”

Humorous Horse Praise Cider

Book:Poor Richard's Almanack: Being the Almanacks of 1733, 1749, 1756, 1757, 1758, First Written Under the Name of Richard Saunders

Source: Poor Richard's Almanack: Being the Almanacks of 1733, 1749, 1756, 1757, 1758, First Written Under the Name of Richard Saunders

“Competitions are for horses, not artists.”

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Author:Bela Bartok

“It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.”

“Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.”

Funny Mother Humorous Horse Motherhood Trojans Trojan Horse

Author:Rebecca West

“A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood.”

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Book:The Military MEGAPACK ®: 25 Great Tales of War

Source: The Military MEGAPACK ®: 25 Great Tales of War