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“Ven you read the speeches in the papers, and see as vun gen'lman says of another, 'the Honourable member, if he vill allow me to call him so' you vill understand, sir, that that means, 'if he vill allow me to keep up that 'ere pleasant and uniwersal fiction.'”

Ifs Mean Funny Fiction Speech Members Paper Humorous Pleasant Papers

Book:The Complete Works of Charles Dickens: Edwin Drood and Miscellaneous

Source: The Complete Works of Charles Dickens: Edwin Drood and Miscellaneous

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”

Life Humor Funny Members Humorous Witty Clubs Refuse Comedian Joining Membership Annie Hall

Author:Groucho Marx

“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”

Persons Funny Members Humorous Witty Clubs Like Me Cynicism Altruism

Author:Woody Allen

“A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor.”

Humor Funny Success Law Ready Judging Members Humorous Lawyer Jury Traitor

Book:The Lincoln encyclopedia: the spoken and written words of A. Lincoln arranged for ready reference

Source: The Lincoln encyclopedia: the spoken and written words of A. Lincoln arranged for ready reference

“Having plead guilty, I do not believe that I am any different than the vast majority of the members of Congress.”

Believe Different Stupid Members Humorous Majority Congress Guilty

Author:Dan Rostenkowski