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“It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.”

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Author:Aristotle

“Thanks to the acuteness of his mind, he saw through the poverty of philosophical and Gnostic knowledge, and contemptuously rejected it.”

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Book:Psychological Types

Source: Psychological Types

“Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.”

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Author:Saint Augustine

“Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.”

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Author:William James

“Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.”

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Author:Jean-Paul Sartre

“All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”

Source: 101 Facts of life

“While we are postponing, life speeds by.”

“No sane man will dance.”

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Author:Marcus Tullius Cicero

“I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.”

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Author:Marcus Tullius Cicero