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“TELESCOPE, n. A device having a relation to the eye similar to that of the telephone to the ear, enabling distant objects to plague us with a multitude of needless details. Luckily it is unprovided with a bell summoning us to the sacrifice.”

Eye Science Sacrifice Objects Humour Ears Relation Details Devices Bells Multitudes Telephones Plague Enabling Telescopes Summoning

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)

“While the eyes of the world will be on us let's show everyone that we have a great sense of humour.”

World Shows Eye Humour

Author:Yahoo Serious

“There is something indefinably keen and wan about her anatomy, and she has a watchful way of looking out of the corners of her eyes without turning her head which could be pleasantly dispensed with, especially when she is in an ill humour and near knives. Through all the good taste of her dress and little adornments, these objections so express themselves that she seems to go about like a very neat she-wolf imperfectly tamed.”

Source: Bleak house. [20 numbers in 19 monthly pts., orig. wrappers.].

“I don't think God's going to judge me based on my film work - although I hope he has a sense of humour and I hope he's a fan of movies because I've done some things that may be questionable in his eyes as an actor!”

Thinking May Done Eye Film Actors Fans Humour Judging His Eyes Questionable Judge Me

Author:Mark Wahlberg

“The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. Their top-heavy dignity is more touching than any humility; their solemnity gives us more hope for all things than a thousand carnivals of optimism; their large and lustrous eyes seem to hold all the stars in their astonishment; their fascinating absence of nose seems to give to us the most perfect hint of the humour that awaits us in the kingdom of heaven.”

“I like to have a drink or two, but I cut down on that. It was getting a little out of control. Two of the guys in the band don't even drink at all. We just riff off each other man. We're just so, so eye-to-eye with our sense of humour that we can just sit in an empty room and entertain ourselves for hours.”

Men Littles Two Eye Guy Hours Rooms Cutting Humour Drink Band Empty Empty Rooms

Author:Jordan Buckley

“But now you're unhappy," he pointed out. "And?" I challenged. "That doesn't seem fair." He shrugged, but his eyes were still intense. I laughed without humour. "Hasn't anyone told you? Life isn't fair." "I believe I have heard that somewhere before," he agreed dryly.”

Believe Stills Seems Eye I Believe Heard Humour Fairs Unhappy Intense His Eyes Laughed

Author:Stephenie Meyer

“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”