“I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last.” WorldHumorFunnyLastsLove YouThis WorldLove You MoreI Love You More Author:Elvis Costello
“I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.” HumorFunnyLove YouGayDesignerGenesLove You LikeI Love You Like Author:Bo Burnham
“Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.” HumorFunnyJesusLove YouJesus LoveJesus Loves You Author:Jimmy Carr
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” ShouldHumorFunnyMarriageCrazyLove YouJudgingMarriedShould HaveDatingSillySarcasticWeddingRomantic LoveJuryFunny MarriageFunny LoveFunny RelationshipBad RelationshipGreat MarriageMarriage HumorWedding MarriageWedding ToastWedding SpeechWeddings And MarriageFunny WeddingSuccessful MarriageFunny DivorceJurorsTrial By JuryMarriage JokesWitty MarriageMarriage SpeechJury DutyFunny Wedding ToastJudge And JuryFunny Wedding AnniversaryFunny Wedding SpeechHumor Love Author:Groucho Marx
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” LoveHumorNatureLove IsLove YouBecomingKissingSpeechWordsActressesLovelyTricksInspirational LoveRomantic LoveValentineValentine's DayBest LoveKiss MeSuperfluousFamous LoveHeart LoveTime LoveInspiring LoveTime And LoveLove EveryoneBeautiful LoveKissing HimKissing YouLovely ThingsPassionate KissFunny ValentineSt ValentineRomantic KissMature LoveLove KissKissing FunnyLove KissingKissing HerValentine PhrasesRomantic KissingKissing And LoveLips And KissingTrue Love Is ForeverCute ValentineShort RomanticJust Kiss MeBest KissCute KissInspire LoveShort Cute LoveShort Romantic LoveFunny Valentines Day CardShort And Sweet LoveCute KissingShort Sweet LoveCouple LoveStolen KissesCute Sweet Love2 Word Love Author:Ingrid Bergman
“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.” PeopleIfsThinkingMenWantLifeNeedsEndsHumorMotivationalFunnyReligionSufferingMoneyWatchesForeverFireSkyAtheismMinutesSpecialLove YouTenAtheistConvincedListsInvisibleBurningSmokeTortureScreamAgnosticEnd TimesAnguishLive ForeverSpecial PlacesNeed MoneyFunny Bumper StickerFunny ReligiousFunny AtheistGreatest Atheist Author:George Carlin