“I read a review on the Herald, it says it takes 40 minutes to get to the first sex session apparently and the whole movie only contains 11 minutes of forbidden fruit.” FirstsWholeSexMinutesFruitReviewsForbiddenSessionForbidden Fruit Author:John Key
“SEX! Now that I have your attention... Please try to meditate at least 15 minutes, every day. You know it's good for you.” KnowsTryingInspirationSexAttentionPracticeMeditationMinutesPlease Author:Marcelo Goianira
“If every man is supposed to think of sex once every nine minutes, what on earth does he think of in the other eight?” IfsThinkingMenDoeEarthSexMinutesEightEvery ManNine Author:Peter Greenaway
“It is customary for columnists to complain about the excesses of Premiership footballers, whenever - as happens regularly - there is an incident involving some combination of sex, drugs, drink, violence and the constabulary. But modern footballers have a lot of both money and disposable time, a combination that has proved a recipe for personal disaster throughout history. And these incidents take place generally round night clubs rather than football clubs. The average Premiership player who turned up for work drunk would have a career-expectancy measurable in minutes.” HappensNightSexCareersPlayerViolenceModernMinutesFootballDrinkDrugRoundsAverageClubsComplainingDisasterDrunkSoccerCombinationAnalysisExcessRecipesIncidentsInvolvingFootballerDisposableColumnistsExpectancyFootball ClubsNight ClubSex Drugs Author:Matthew Engel
“Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.” MightSexCan DoHoursMinutesSevenRoundsSkiingGood Sex Author:Spalding Gray
“I'm definitely more talented than most of the guys I know. A lot of guys who just want to have sex will sit with the same woman and try all night. I'm able to look at a woman, have a five-minute conversation with her, and tell if it's a waste of time or not. I figure things out a lot faster.” IfsKnowsWantTryingLooksAbleNightGuySexFiveMinutesFiguresConversationWasteFasterWasting TimeFive MinutesAll Night Author:Tyrese Gibson
“It was really sad Bobby Neuwirth's and my affair. The only true, passionate, and lasting love scene, and I practically ended up in the psychopathic ward. I had really learned about sex from him, making love, loving, giving. It just completely blew my mind it drove me insane. I was like a sex slave to this man. I could make love for forty-eight hours, forty-eight hours, forty-eight hours, without getting tired. But the minute he left me alone, I felt so empty and lost that I would start popping pills.” MenGivingMindLostLeftSexFeltHoursMinutesSceneEmptyTiredSlaveAffairPassionateEightInsaneFortyLastingMaking LovePillsMe AloneLasting LoveReally SadPoppingGetting TiredPsychopathicHe Left MeForty Eight Author:Edie Sedgwick
“The part of the brain that is watching the television and is on the computer at the same time, preparing to jump onto the treadmill for 15 minutes, might be able to lead into sex, but it would be hard put to lead us to romance, or to real authentic human connection.” HumansRealHardMightWould BeAbleRomanceSexBrainMinutesTelevisionComputerConnectionsPreparingTreadmillsHuman Connection Author:Marianne Williamson
“Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!” ThinkingMenWayHumorFunnySexMinutesEarsClaimsTherapistsLicking Author:Billy Connolly
“If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes. Two minutes. That's really not long enough to be sure you're alone on the Earth, even. That's like... I walk outside, it's- there's not much traffic. "Oh, my God, it's just me! I'm gonna have sex with a monkey right now. Oh, no-there's a person."” IfsHumansPersonsLongTwoEnoughEarthFunnyFoundSexWalksComedyMinutesPlanetsRight NowTrafficMonkeysPlanet Earth Author:Louis C. K.
“When you make love you're using up energy; and afterwards you feel happy and don't give a damn for anything. They can't bear you to feel like that. They want you to be bursting with energy all the time. All this marching up and down and cheering and waving flags is simply sex gone sour. If you're happy inside yourself, why should you get excited about Big Brother and the Three-Year Plans and the Two Minutes Hate and all the rest of their bloody rot?” IfsWantGivingFeelsShouldYearsTwoBigsHateThreeEnergySexGonePlansMinutesLove YouBrotherBearsDown AndExcitedDamnCheerThree YearsFlagsBloodyMaking LoveUp And DownSourBurstingDon't Give A Damn Book:Animal Farm and 1984 Source: Animal Farm and 1984
“You can argue that it's a different world now than the one when Matthew Shepard was killed, but there is a subtle difference between tolerance and acceptance. It's the distance between moving into the cul-de-sac and having your next door neighbor trust you to keep an eye on her preschool daughter for a few minutes while she runs out to the post office. It's the chasm between being invited to a colleague's wedding with your same-sex partner and being able to slow-dance without the other guests whispering.” WorldDifferentEyeRunningAbleMovingNextSexDifferencesDoorsMinutesAcceptanceOfficeDaughterDistanceNeighborArguingPartnersTolerancePostsSubtleGuestsColleaguesInvitedWhisperingDifferent WorldsMatthewChasmsPost OfficePreschoolNext Door Neighbors Book:Sing You Home: A Novel Source: Sing You Home: A Novel
“Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.” MenSexNiceMinutesSixModelsVery NiceSaying Thank You Author:Jon Stewart
“The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after just 45 minutes.” KnowsFirstsWholeSexMinutesFirst TimeRelief Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“Women of color, particularly Black girls from economically challenged strati, we are told from the minute you start showing signs of being able to be impregnated: Don't get pregnant. You can't have sex because you might get pregnant. You can't wear short shorts because you might get pregnant. Don't talk to boys because you might get pregnant.” MightAbleGirlSexBlackBoysMinutesColorPregnantShortsBlack GirlShort Shorts Author:Staceyann Chin
“I'm a person who's been in a long-term relationship. It's not surprising that a lot of my friends - whether they're in same-sex relationships or not, whether they're married officially or just in a long-term relationship - have really interesting and various stages in their relationship. My life is looking at these friendships and saying, "Wait a minute, isn't this something really interesting? How can I explore this?"” PersonsLongLife IsSexWaitingTermInterestingMinutesStageMarriedMy FriendsVariousLong TermSurprisingReally InterestingLong Term RelationshipSex Relationships Author:Sarah Jessica Parker