“Let's face it, Fox News, you'll miss me when I'm gone. It'll be harder to convince the public that Hillary Clinton was born in Kenya.” FacesPoliticsBornGoneComedyMissingNewsHarderClintonIdeologyConvinceFoxesKenyaFox NewsPartisanshipMiss Me Author:Barack Obama
“Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out.” OpportunityComedyMissingHumbleStrikes Author:Steve Martin
“I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO BECOME YOUR HOME AS WELL AND YOU ADJUST TO THE SURROUNDINGS. I LOVE THEM BOTH. I MISS THE CLUBS BUT THATS WHAT YA WORK FOR TO DO THE BIG ROOMS!” WellsHomeBigsRoomsComedyMissingCrowdsClubsSurroundingsClosenessComedy Clubs Author:Larry the Cable Guy
“I think it's great some hotels provide stationery. Because the first thing I like to do when I get to a hotel room is write a letter. "My dearest Gwendolyn, I arrived by nightfall at the Embassy Suites. It will be a fortnight after my return that this letter shall arrive. Allow me to explain the curious charge at the ledger. It is because I miss thee so much, darling, I accidentally ordered Sorrority Sisters 7."” ThinkingWritingFirstsFunnyRoomsComedyMissingReturnLettersCuriousTheeHotelDarlingHotel RoomsNightfallEmbassyFortnightStationery Author:Jim Gaffigan
“It's an unknown quantity. It's actually almost a cliché to say it, how hard comedy is. What's that famous quote? "Dying is easy, comedy's hard." I think the broader it gets, if you miss by a millimetre, you've missed completely. It's a very hard thing to do.” IfsThinkingHardEasyComedyDyingMissingThings To DoQuantityHard Things Author:Colin Firth
“I don't do sketch anymore and sometimes I miss it. But I think what I really miss is that time in my life, it was kind of like college. No kids, no real responsibilities, just comedy, food and late nights.” ThinkingKindRealSometimesKidsNightResponsibilityComedyMissingCollegeLateLate Night Author:Alex Borstein
“It's hard to see potential in a rough cut - especially with comedy, which is hit or miss. This is where my lack of experience hurt me - not in the execution of the final product, but with my expectations for it in the early stages of post.” HardHurtComedyCuttingStageMissingProductsExpectationsFinalsPostsRoughExecutionHurt Me Author:Desiree Akhavan
“The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.” IfsTalkingAudienceComedyMissingGratificationSitcomFormatImmediate Gratification Author:Ray Romano
“The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.” HumorFunnyComedyMissingMovedTiredWarmChristmasWeatherSantaAlaskaSanta ClausTrianglesBelieving In ChristmasBermudaWarm WeatherBermuda Triangle Author:Steven Wright
“I miss the comedy of the '70s and '80s, like 'Only Fools And Horses' and 'Fawlty Towers,' so I'm glad I'm put in that category.” ComedyMissingFoolHorseGladCategoriesTowers80sFawlty Towers Author:Brendan O'Carroll
“Oh Christ, the exhaustion of not knowing anything. It's so tiring and hard on the nerves. It really takes it out of you, not knowing anything. You're given comedy and miss all the jokes. Every hour you get weaker. Sometimes, as I sit alone in my flat in London and stare at the window, I think how dismal it is, how heavy, to watch the rain and not know why it falls.” ThinkingKnowsSometimesHardFallGivenChristHoursWatchesKnowingComedyMissingJokesRainWindowHeavyLondonStaringFlatsNervesNot KnowingTireExhaustion Author:Martin Amis