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“If I were to play somebody who ran a fish and chip shop, I would not work in a fish and chip shop for three months. Staring at chips is not going to help me in my performance.”

Ifs Play Helping Three Months Performances Fishes Staring Ran Shops Help Me Chips Three Months Fish Tanks Fish And Chips

Author:Ben Kingsley

“When I started my last business, I didn't receive a paycheck for 13 months. The average person can't handle that pressure.”

Inspirational Persons Inspiration Lasts Inspire Months Pressure Average Handle Show Business Rich And Poor Paychecks Average Person Financial Education

Author:Robert Kiyosaki

“This is a year and a few months after the transplant. Before I had it my doctors told me that it would be the biggest thing that I ever had to face and believe me, when they take your liver out of ya and put another one in it's like replacing a football in your stomach.”

Years Believe Would Be Faces Football Months Doctors Stomach Believe In Me Liver Transplants

Author:Evel Knievel

“I said, to be a New Yorker you have to live here for six months, and if at the end of the six months you find you walk faster, talk faster, think faster, you're a New Yorker.”

Ifs Thinking Said Ends Walks Months Six Faster Six Months New Yorkers

Author:Ed Koch

“People think that you have to do something huge, like go to Africa and build a school, but you can make a small change in a day. If you change Wednesday, then you change Thursday. Pretty soon it's a week, then a month, then a year. It's bite-size, as opposed to feeling like you have to turn your life inside out to make changes.”

People Ifs Thinking Years Feelings School Turns Week Huge Like You Months Size Bites Making Changes Wednesday Thursday Small Changes

Author:Hoda Kotb

“The life expectancy of a team is about eight months. Then the next year, it's a whole new team.”

Years Whole Next Sports Team Months Eight Next Year Expectancy Life Expectancy

Author:Mike Krzyzewski

“Here's to five miserable months on the wagon and the irreparable harm that it's caused me.”

Five Months Shining Harm Miserable Wagons Irreparable Irreparable Harm

Author:Stanley Kubrick

“If months were marked by colors, November in New England would be colored gray.”

Ifs Would Be Color Months England Gray November New England

Author:Madeleine M. Kunin

“And yeah, my handicap was down to a 10 when we were at the thick of it. I trained for six or seven months, golfing every day for six hours, seven days a week, with eight trainers. It was intense.”

Hours Week Months Six Yeah Seven Eight Intense Thick Golfing Trainers Handicaps Seven Days Seven Months Thick Of It

Author:Shia LaBeouf

“I am still in love with couture because it is just two months from drawing pad to runway so everything on the catwalk is hot from the oven.”

Stills Two Months Hot Drawing Two Months Ovens Pads Runway Couture Still In Love Catwalk

Author:Christian Lacroix

“'Batman' took 10 months to film, and by the time I stopped working on it, it took a long time before my English accent came out again. I was actually having to try for it.”

Trying Long Film Months Long Time Accents

Author:Christian Bale

“My first album was completed in three months.”

Firsts Three Months Albums Three Months

Author:Adam Lambert

“You know, 600,000 millionaires get a Social Security check every month. I think there's enough waste and inefficiency.”

Thinking Knows Enough Social Security Months Waste Checks Social Security Millionaire Inefficiency

Author:Richard Lamm

“The Beatles production is often so 'perfect' that it sounds computerized. 'Sgt. Pepper' really does sound like it took four months to make.”

Doe Sound Perfect Four Months Productions Peppers Sgt Pepper

Author:Jon Landau

“I don't like long tours. I find it much easier to go out for a short spurt every month.”

Long Months Easier

Author:Bryan Adams

“Celebrity is absolutely preposterous. Entertainment seems to be inflating. It used to be the punctuation to your life, a film or a novel or a play, a way of celebrating a good week or month. Now it feels as if it's all punctuation.”

Ifs Way Feels Play Seems Film Used Novel Week Months Entertainment Used To Be Celebrate Punctuation Good Week

Author:Hugh Laurie

“I'm amazed every time I come back to Vancouver at how much it's changed. You go away for a month and there's three more skyscrapers.”

Three Changed Months Going Away Amazed Skyscraper Vancouver

Author:Bryan Adams

“I was signed by L.A. Reid on Arista Records when I was 16. He understood me and believed in me. Arista folded and I got put on RCA or whatever, then there were new people there, and every six months it changes and more new people come in.”

People Records Months Six Understood Six Months

Author:Avril Lavigne

“I remember 9/11; we had 'Comics Come Home' about a month after those events. That night, even the comedians were concerned. Would the audience be ready to laugh? It was a release for everyone.”

Home Remember Night Audience Laughing Events Ready Months Concerned Release Comedian Coming Home

Author:Denis Leary

“One of those things that I like about TV is that if you get a group of people you like, you can work with these people for months at a time, and you can discover their strengths and weaknesses, and you can use those in the direction where you take the characters.”

People Ifs Character Use Groups Tvs Like You Months Weakness Strength And Weakness

Author:Denis Leary

“When I have a full schedule like that, I don't see myself sitting there for a couple of months, doing the research, going through a painful process, it's just not my thing anymore.”

Process Months Couple Research Sitting Painful Schedules

Author:Ang Lee

“November is Hip-Hop History Month, where we give celebration to what hip hop has done to bring together people of the world, people of all nationalities, young people, all the political systems and politicians on the planet.”

People World Giving Done Together Young Political Planets Months Politician Hip Hop Hips Hops Celebration Nationality November Political Systems

Author:Afrika Bambaataa

“What is a Web year now, about three months? And when people can browse around, discover new things, and download them fast, when we all have agents - then Web years could slip by before human beings can notice.”

People Years Humans Three Human Beings Months Agents Slips New Things Three Months Downloads

Author:Tim Berners-Lee

“For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!”

People Firsts Lasts America Comedy Months First Time Average Fats Hey Pizza Overweight

Author:Jay Leno

“It usually takes me a year to do a book. A year or eighteen months.”

Years Book Months Take Me Eighteen

Author:Doris Lessing

“President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?”

Needs Doe Funny Guy Fun President Hell Comedy Wind Months Lazy This Guy President Bush Being Funny Unwind

Author:David Letterman

“If you really want to get rid of the problems in the NFL, put Obama in charge of it: in a few months it will be so deep in debt it will have to go out of business - no more concussions.”

Ifs Want Problem Months Debt Nfl Concussions

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said that I would die before I went to rehab. But I thought, 'I'm going to stay here tonight.' And I stayed there for a month. It was great.”

Said Dies Months Tonight Rehab

Author:Lindsay Lohan

“On a television show, you basically make a movie a week. Movies take three months - it's crazy. They're so slow, it's like vacation to me.”

Shows Three Week Crazy Television Months Vacation Television Shows Three Months

Author:Eva Longoria

“And the whole Oscar thing, that is just surreal: you spend months and months doing promotion, and then come back to reality with this golden thing in your hands. You put it in the office and then you just have to look at it sitting on the shelf. And, after about two weeks, you go: 'What is that doing there?'”

Looks Two Whole Hands Reality Week Months Office Sitting Golden Oscars Shelves Promotion Surreal Two Weeks Back To Reality

Author:Javier Bardem

“Move to Italy. I mean it: they know about living in debt; they don't care. I stayed out there for five months while I was making a film called 'Order Of Death,' and they've really got it sussed. Nice cars. Sharp suits. Great food. Stroll into work at 10. Lunch from 12 till three. Leave work at five. That's living!”

Knows Mean Care Film Moving Order Three Five Nice Car Months Don't Care Debt Suits Lunch Great Food Nice Cars

Author:John Lydon

“The last months, weeks and days have seen accelerating discussions, involving the DUP for the first time, about a comprehensive agreement which would see all outstanding matters dealt with and the Good Friday Agreement implemented in full.”

Firsts Matter Lasts Week Months First Time Discussion Agreement Friday Outstanding Comprehensive Involving Good Friday Happy Friday

Book:An Irish Eye

Source: An Irish Eye

“I learned the songs and played the gigs, and then they called me about a month later. They told me they were like super stoked on me and asked me to join their band.”

Song Months Band Gigs

Author:Travis Barker

“Time is only an idea. There is only the Reality. Whatever you think it is, it looks like that. If you call it time, it is time. If you call it existence, it is existence, and so on. After calling it time, you divide it into days and nights, months, years, hours, minutes, etc. Time is immaterial for the Path of Knowledge.”

Ifs Thinking Years Looks Ideas Reality Night Hours Existence Path Minutes Months Calling Etc Divides Day And Night

Book:Talks with Sri Ramana Maharshi

Source: Talks with Sri Ramana Maharshi

“This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air.”

Said Air Months Right Now Summer Hot Wave Ridiculous Heat June Newts Hot Air Heat Wave

Author:Bill Maher

“Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.”

“Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.”

Women Months Couple Budgets

Author:Katherine Mansfield

“Body concentrates order. It continuously self-repairs. Every five days you get a new stomach lining. You get a new liver every two months. Your skin replaces itself every six weeks. Every year, 98 percent of the atoms of your body are replaced. This non-stop chemical replacement, metabolism, is a sure sign of life.”

Years Two Self Body Order Five Week Months Six Percent Skins Your Body Stomach Chemicals Atoms Replaced Liver Two Months Replacements Metabolism Non Stop Signs Of Life

Book:What is Life?

Source: What is Life?

“Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”

Humor Funny Comedy Example Months Winner Employee Loser Good Examples Great Business Winner And Loser

Author:Demetri Martin

“Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.”

Thinking I Can Humor Time Women Months Complaining Only Time Pms

Author:Roseanne Barr

“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”

Life Funny Pay Months Six Doctors Bills Medicine Witty Tranquility Six Months Hilarious Medical Profession Medical Education

Author:Walter Matthau

“It's always been too slow for me. Playing. The pace of things. I'm a fast sprinter. The trouble was, after playing in the group for a few months, I couldn't reach that point.”

Trouble Groups Months Pace Sprinters

Author:Syd Barrett

“I pace myself by taking a week-long vacation every four months.”

Long Four Week Months Pace Vacation Long Vacation

Author:Marissa Mayer

“I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.”

Stills Bigs Months Safe Vices Bowls Cheese Turkeys Chili Soy Nachos

Author:Jenny McCarthy

“Then I left school at 16 and worked in Perth Repertory Theatre, which was quite nearby where I lived. And I worked there for about six or seven months, as part of the stage crew.”

School Left Stage Months Six Seven Theatre Crew Aggravation Seven Months Perth

Author:Ewan McGregor

“I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.”

Thinking Should Education College Months Basketball Degrees Six Educated Six Months Bartender Going Back To School Bartending

Author:Al McGuire

“Last month, the Iraqi people went to the polls, voting in their first free election in more than 50 years.”

People Years Firsts Lasts Months Election Voting Polls Free Elections

Author:John M. McHugh

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”

Ends Funny Left Money Months Funny Money Lifeboats Money Comes And Goes

Author:John Barrymore

“You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.”

Funny Realizing Money Pay Months Sarcasm Sarcastic Alimony

Author:John Barrymore

“Black History Month must be more than just a month of remembrance; it should be a tribute to our history and reminder of the work that lies in the months and years ahead.”

Should Years Lying Black Months Remembrance Reminders Black History Tribute Black History Month

Author:Marty Meehan

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