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“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”

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Book:1000 Stories and Illustrations for All Occasions
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“Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.”

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Author:Ogden Nash
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“[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore.”

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Author:Jenna McCarthy
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“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths”

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Book:Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
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