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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”

“even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it?”

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Author:Frances Noyes Hart

“O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.”

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Author:Saint Augustine

“Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.”

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Book:The Works of Lord Bacon: With an Introductory Essay

Source: The Works of Lord Bacon: With an Introductory Essay

“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”

“Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.”

“It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”

Source: Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

“No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.”

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist

“I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.”

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Book:The letters of Virginia Woolf

Source: The letters of Virginia Woolf

“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate.”

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”