“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?”
Sleeping Quotes
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Sleeping Quotes
“In dreams, we are students learning how to die.”
“I’m going to add some zz to snooze as soon as i arrive home.”
“Her body curled into a comma - but there would never be a pause from this”
“For some people, working and sleeping at high altitudes results in the hypoxia lobotomy.”
“The process of dying is falling asleep. The process of death is waking up.”
“I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.”
“I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.”
“I had a dream about you last night... you were there.”
“I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple”
“I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.”
“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.”
“I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.”
“I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.”