Best Sweatshirts Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“If women don't like men staring at their chests, they shouldn't write on them.”

“Ill buy an old jacket and attach gold buttons and a couple royal patches. Or Ill find an old busted sweatshirt, tear out the zipper, and replace it with a $700 zipper. I make things my own.”

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Author:Theophilus London

“Ballplayers are a superstitious breed, nobody more than I, and while you are winning you'd murder anybody who tried to change your sweatshirt, let alone your uniform.”

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Book:Nice Guys Finish Last

Source: Nice Guys Finish Last

“I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.”

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Author:Peter Dinklage

“Now, see there. Just because I'm wearing my Super-Dike sweatshirt, you think I'm a lesbian. I guess if I were wearing a string of pearls, you'd think I was an oyster.”

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Book:Color Me Flo: My Hard Life and Good Times

Source: Color Me Flo: My Hard Life and Good Times

“You can go to Graff and buy a diamond that's flawless. You aren't going to be able to buy the same diamond at Fortunoff, but it's still a diamond you can enjoy. If fashion can allow you to have the Chanel mystique through a lipstick, then why shouldn't art allow you to have that through a sweatshirt that says 'Cremaster' on it?”

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Author:Marc Jacobs

“I'm inspired by Earl Sweatshirt. He's a really honest writer, and he's unusually intelligent.”

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Author:Erykah Badu

“I relate to that - he inspires me across the board. His music inspires me and reminds me to maintain honesty in the things that I do, to have an absence of fear. Listening to Earl Sweatshirt's music is like therapy to me.”

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Author:Erykah Badu

“I'm always concerned about marketing or commercial philosophies. I can't feel good about having my name on a bottle of perfume that comes from a factory making perfume with all the same ingredients as every other perfume. I can't feel good about a factory overseas polluting the air for something with my name on it. I'm okay with music - because it's digital or a CD. My music is my emotion in a bottle. But how is a perfume supposed to reflect me? How is a sweatshirt supposed to represent me?”

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Author:Nelly Furtado

“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”

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Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I'm pretty low-key; you'll often find me in jeans, a T-shirt and sweatshirt.”

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Author:Olivia Wilde

“He balled up my discarded sweatshirt and put it against his shoulder. “Go on,” he said. “I don’t bite.” “And from what I hear, that’s a good thing.” He gave a rumbling chuckle. “Yeah, it is.” I leaned against his shoulder.”

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Book:The Awakening

Source: The Awakening

“He's wearing his official university sweatshirt again, which puzzles me a little. I mean I'd sort of understand it more if it said Yale or Harvard or something, because then it would be a fashion choice. But why advertise the fact that you're at a university to all the other people who are at the university with you?”

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Book:Starter for Ten: A Novel

Source: Starter for Ten: A Novel

“I guess I had always sort of fantasized that a guy would see me and get past the ponytail and the glasses and the giant sweatshirt to discover how insanely awesome I am, then come and whisk me off into that magical teenager fairytale where everyone else gets to prance around.”

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Author:Jeff Sampson

“But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous.”

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Book:Smashed: Story of a Drunken Girlhood

Source: Smashed: Story of a Drunken Girlhood

“I looked at the sweatshirt again. "'You swim' is a philosophy?" He shrugged. "Better than 'you sink', right?”

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Book:Lock and Key

Source: Lock and Key

“There was a photo of me with weird sunglasses on and a green sweatshirt, some striped thing, with tights and cowboy boots...I just saw that photo and thought, 'God, I look crazy.'”

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Author:Mary-Kate Olsen

“I have always been inspired by the dream of America-families in the country, weathered trucks and farmhouses; sailing off the coast of Maine; following dirt roads in an old wood-paneled station wagon; a convertible filled with young college kids sporting crew cuts and sweatshirts and frayed sneakers.”

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Author:Ralph Lauren

“My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back. I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“Any style that Nike makes in all black, shoe, sweatshirt, onesie, doesn't matter, I pretty much need to have.”

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Author:Alexander Wang

“I've been very lucky. All I wanted was to pay the rent. Then these characters took off and suddenly there were Hulk coffee mugs and Iron Man lunchboxes and The Avengers sweatshirts everywhere. Money's okay, but what I really like is working.”

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Author:Stan Lee

“Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you.”

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Author:Dave Attell

“No movie influenced me more to go after my dreams than 'Flashdance.' After seeing it, I took 15 dance lessons a week. I cut all my sweatshirts. I did the 'Maniac' thing.”

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Author:Elizabeth Berkley

“Heat radiated off Henry's face. Salty snot ran down his upper lip. A majestic fart propelled him to the top of Section 12, just at the springing of the stadium's curve. He slapped the sign as if high-fiving a teammate. It gave back a game shudder. He was crusing now, darkness be damned, stripping off his sweatshirt and his long underwear top without breaking stride.”

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Author:Chad Harbach

“I'm going through an evolution. I'm completely cleaning out my closet. I'm purging, because I saw that show 'Hoarders.' I had a sweatshirt from sixth grade, and I'm going, 'Why do I hold on to this?'”

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Author:Fergie