“But on the other hand, I talked to a woman who was a working woman, and it was actually great for her, because she had her husband one week of the month and the other three weeks, while he was with his other wives, she got to pursue what she wanted to do.” HandsWantedThreeWifeWeekMonthsHusbandPursueWorking Women Author:Jeanne Tripplehorn
“I love Japanese and Thai food, especially seafood, and eat out with my wife two or three times a week.” TwoThreeWifeWeekMy WifeThree TimesSeafoodThaiThai Food Author:Pierre Dukan
“I take two walks up hills each day, and bike ride each morning. I also have an exercise bike to increase my heart rate. My wife and I have been going to a personal trainer for weights and balance twice a week for 10 years. My balance has improved tremendously and the weights decrease my age. I only feel 52, not 82.” FeelsYearsHeartHas BeensTwoAgeWalksMorningWifeWeekBalanceMy HeartExerciseWeightIncreaseAgingRateMy WifeHillsEach DayBikeDecreaseTrainersHeart Rate Author:Robert Bateman
“I go into Daunt Books in Marylebone every couple of weeks. My wife Sara demolishes books, but I only buy stuff occasionally. I like boys' things, spies and the Cold War.” BookWarStuffBoysWifeWeekColdCoupleMy WifeCold WarSpyLike A BoyDemolish Author:Noel Gallagher
“A Tory minister can sleep in ten different women's beds in a week. A Labour minister gets it in the neck if he looks at his neighbour's wife over the garden fence.” IfsLooksDifferentSleepWifeWeekBedTenGardenMinistersNecksLabourFenceNeighbour Author:Clement Attlee
“Karl Rove told me about Valerie Plame's identity on July 11, 2003. I called him because Ambassador Wilson was in the news that week. I didn't know Ambassador Wilson even had a wife until I talked to Karl Rove, and he said that she worked at the Agency and worked on WMD.” KnowsSaidWifeWeekIdentityNewsAgencyJulyAmbassadorsWilsonWmd Author:Karl Rove
“For most men, a stepford wife would bore them to tears after a couple of weeks” MenWifeWeekTearsCoupleBoresStepford Wives Author:Na'ima B. Robert
“Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.” WritingGivenNovelWifeWeekPaperSixPensTelephones Author:Evelyn Waugh
“My sons and I thoroughly enjoy Legos. We go to the toy store every week for more. I never want to take what we build apart; I want to put it on a shelf. My wife is starting to get a little annoyed with the Legos lying around.” WantLittlesLyingEnjoyWifeWeekSonStartingMy WifeStoresMy SonToysShelvesAnnoyedLegos Author:Mark Wahlberg
“I learned an invaluable lesson from a kid in Argentina when we were playing Buenos Aires in 2002. I came out of the hotel and this 16-year-old-boy asked me to sign his copy of my Six Wives of Henry VIII album. As I was signing it I asked him 'what does a 16 year-old like about this old music?' and he looked at me, quite hurt, and said, 'it might be old to you, Mr Wakeman, but I only heard it for the first time last week. When you hear something for the first time, it's new.' I've never forgotten that.” YearsFirstsDoeSaidMightKidsLastsHurtBoysWifeHeardWeekLessonsSixFirst TimeForgottenAlbumsHotelCopiesSigningInvaluableArgentinaOld MusicHenry ViiiBuenos AiresHenry V Author:Rick Wakeman
“We have the Google family calendar. Before a week starts, my wife and I sit down to decide who's driving who to school or when can we go out on a date.” SchoolWifeWeekMy WifeDrivingGoogleCalendars Author:Michael Lewis
“The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can be when they realize that wives can't be forced to testify against their husbands. Skilling said today she was the best secretary Enron had ever had. She could shred 950 words a minute. ... I guess they are on their honeymoon right now. That's going pretty well. Hey, he's used to screwing Enron employees.” WellsSaidTodayUsedGuyRealizingWifeWeekMinutesRight NowHusbandMarriedHeyEmployeeSecretaryCeoHoneymoonEnron Author:Jay Leno
“For many weeks after [my wife] died, I could not get used to the feeling of coldness and lifelessness on her side of the bed - and it was even worse when they took the body away and buried her.” FeelingsBodyUsedSidesWifeWeekBedDiedMy WifeBuriedColdness Author:Jonathan Coe
“John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine this week and they said that if he is elected president, she will be the oldest first lady in American history. But that doesn't bother John Kerry, he said, 'To me, she looks like a million bucks'” IfsFirstsLooksSaidPresidentMillionsWifeWeekMagazinesBotherAmerican HistoryThey SaidBucksFirst LadyJohn KerryTeresa Author:Jay Leno
“Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.” WifeWeekPercentHorribleExesIowaNewtsCaucusEx WifeHis Ex Author:David Letterman
“It's a great incentive to work long hours. I limit the holiday to two weeks and then get the hell back to the office. If I had my choice I wouldn't take holidays but my wife insists on time with the kids. That's enough. Prior to getting married I never took a holiday.” IfsLongTwoEnoughKidsChoicesHoursHellWifeWeekLimitsOfficeMarriedMy WifeHolidayIncentivesTwo WeeksGetting MarriedLong Hours Author:Michael O'Leary
“I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.” KnowsHumorFunnyLastsGuyCuttingWifeWeekMonthsCoupleMy WifeNo Respect Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to her - at her bank.” FirstsLongWifeWeekLeavingVacationJohn KerryLong Vacation Author:Jay Leno
“My first workout starts at 9:00 a.m. every morning. I'm in the gym from 9:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. We do strength conditioning, stretching, pretty intense workouts in the morning. We go back in the gym at 1:00 p.m. and train until 5:00 p.m. It's all routines, repetition, doing the same skills over and over again, trying to polish and perfect everything. I head home, eat dinner, spend some time with my wife and start over the next day. I train about six days per week.” TryingFirstsHomeNextPerfectMorningWifeWeekSkillsSixTrainDinnerMy WifeIntenseGymEvery MorningRepetitionNext DayWorkoutPolishStarting OverConditioningStretching Author:Jonathan Horton
“Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were four wives ago?'” LittlesFourWifeWeekTrumpAverageToneBetter OffDeafSlogans Author:Bill Maher
“I've been asked often what is the difference between an amateur and a professional artist, and I will tell you. An amateur artist is one who works all week at something else so he can paint on Saturday and Sunday. A professional artist is one whose wife works so he can paint all the time.” ArtistDifferencesWifeWeekPaintSundaySaturdaySaturday And Sunday Author:Ben Shahn
“Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.” IfsSaidLastsFireWifeWeekMy WifeCooksMaking LoveChef Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.” MeanNightCausesBoysWifeWeekMy WifeArrangementsOne NightGood Causes Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says Hey, you moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.” MovingHouseStuffWifeWeekMy FriendsMovedBoxesMy WifeHeyPacksTruckHaulHey YouDrivewayU Haul Author:Bill Engvall