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“Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.”

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Author:Lord Chesterfield

“What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.”

“My Grandmother would say, 'Make sure you look good. Make sure you speak well. Make sure you remain that Southern gentleman that I've taught you to be.'”

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Author:Jamie Foxx

“Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.”

Source: Blkberry Winter

“A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.”

Source: The Dramatic Works of William Shakspeare, from the Text of Johnson, Stevens and Reed. With Glossarial Notes, His Life, and a Critique on His Genius and Writings, by N. Rowe

“Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.”

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Author:Bill Cosby

“One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.”

“Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt.”

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Book:The papers of Woodrow Wilson

Source: The papers of Woodrow Wilson

“My view is that good community management is like having good municipal government: You should be able to have dissenting opinions and so on, freedom of speech, but your grandmother should also be able to walk down the street at night without having to worry about getting mugged.”

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Author:Jimmy Wales

“Wear a towel instead of a coat, it’s very chic. Or your husband’s boxer shorts with a belt, or something from your grandmother. It’s all about do-it-yourself at the moment.”

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Author:Vivienne Westwood

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.”

“Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother?”

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Author:Steven Morrissey

“Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will.”

Writing Letters Grandmother Your Grandmother

Author:Philip Gulley

“I am a woman phenomenally, phenomenal woman that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you and that is me.”

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Author:Maya Angelou

“Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.”

Thinking I Can Eating Meat Grandmother Vegan Truthful Disgusting Biting Your Grandmother Eating Meat

Author:Steven Morrissey

“When we send our children to school, they learn nothing about us other than we used to be cotton pickers. Why, your grandfather was Nat Turner; your grandfather was Toussaint L'Ouverture; your grandfather was Hannibal. It was your grandfather's hands who forged civilization and it was your grandmother's hands who rocked the cradle of civilization. But the textbooks tell our children nothing.”

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Author:Malcolm X

“NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.”

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Book:The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

Source: The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

“I used to love to play dress-up, where you get your mother's or your grandmother's dresses and high heels.”

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Author:Suzanne Farrell

“Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.”

Hell Grandmother Pie Baking Ovens Your Grandmother

Author:George Carlin

“The idea of windmills conjures up pleasant images - of Holland and tulips, of rural America with windmill blades slowly turning, pumping water at the farm well ... But the windmills we are talking about today are not your grandmother's windmills. Each one is typically 100 yards tall, two stories taller than the Stature of Liberty, taller than a football field is long.”

“Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other.”

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Book:Rock Chick

Source: Rock Chick

“I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face.”

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Author:Randy Orton

“I think it's important to recall... what you remember your grandmother making, where you're from and the foods you enjoyed as a child yourself, and pass that information off to your kids.”

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Author:Tyler Florence

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