“I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father, .. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds you of what it was like to be a kid, where everything is carefree and fun.” PeopleThinkingKidsFatherFunChildhoodReactionsCarefree Author:Artie Lange
“But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.” PeopleKnowsI CanStoriesInterestingCareersGood StoryInteresting Life Author:Artie Lange
“A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.” PeopleWantYearsKidsSportsRealizingDyingCouplePromiseYears AgoBaseballComedianHospitalsBabePlayoffsRuth Author:Artie Lange
“I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.” PeopleThinkingWayTwoGuyCommunitySupportRightsGayKissingGrossGay RightsTwo GuysGay CommunityGay Friend Author:Artie Lange
“Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.” PeopleHappensComedian Author:Artie Lange
“Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.” PeopleDiesDepressingWebsiteMost Depressing Author:Artie Lange
