“Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.” HateDrugEmsHate YouBeing Cool Author:Artie Lange
“Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.” WellsProblemGuyDrugDiedDrinkingRanOverdoseDrinking Problem Author:Artie Lange
“My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?” WayFirstsArtSaidRememberLyingMotherHouseLeftPartyDrugFirst TimeHugUnclesLie To MeHug Me Author:Artie Lange
“Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.” WayDrugLet MeHugHarlemHug Me Author:Artie Lange
“It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.” ProblemRunningDrug Author:Artie Lange
