“All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.” IfsWayI CanBigsPurposeRealizingMountainLowsBottomHopelessValleysSlipsHelpless Book:Crash and Burn Source: Crash and Burn
“I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.” PeopleThinkingWayTwoGuyCommunitySupportRightsGayKissingGrossGay RightsTwo GuysGay CommunityGay Friend Author:Artie Lange
“My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?” WayFirstsArtSaidRememberLyingMotherHouseLeftPartyDrugFirst TimeHugUnclesLie To MeHug Me Author:Artie Lange
“I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.” WayFallFoundParis Author:Artie Lange
“Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.” WayDrugLet MeHugHarlemHug Me Author:Artie Lange
“'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.” WorldWayCoursesSportsSerious Author:Artie Lange
“I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.” ThinkingWayUsedSoundVoiceCollegeUsed To Be Author:Artie Lange
“Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that” WayTwoPlayShowsCoursesShow BusinessTwo WaysPolitically CorrectEndorsements Author:Artie Lange
