“For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.” KidsLastsMemoriesWalksBarsLike MeLast TimeVegasLanesDealerCokeDegeneratesBar MitzvahMitzvahMemory Lane Author:Artie Lange
“A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” ChristianBornDrinkingGamblingWeekendVegasLas VegasBorn AgainGamerGambling And Love Author:Artie Lange
“Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.” KindSeemsFineVegasLas Vegas Author:Artie Lange
“Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.” MeanComedySadnessSadTragedyVegasLas VegasHappiness And Sadness Author:Artie Lange
