“If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.” IfsTwoBlackMonthsBlack Women Author:Artie Lange
“I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.” FirstsTwoShowsCareersTvsSeasonsMadPossessionCocaine Author:Artie Lange
“Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.” WritingTwoRealShowsRocksAwardsFrankEmmysSnl Author:Artie Lange
“I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.” PeopleThinkingWayTwoGuyCommunitySupportRightsGayKissingGrossGay RightsTwo GuysGay CommunityGay Friend Author:Artie Lange
“You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.” KnowsTwoGirlFatherWaitingKnow HowFrontsNakedCurseCensorshipScrewed UpMake Out Author:Artie Lange
“Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that” WayTwoPlayShowsCoursesShow BusinessTwo WaysPolitically CorrectEndorsements Author:Artie Lange
