“I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.” YearsShowsProblemDressesGamblingShow Business Author:Artie Lange
“A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” ChristianBornDrinkingGamblingWeekendVegasLas VegasBorn AgainGamerGambling And Love Author:Artie Lange
“I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.” KnowsStuffExcitingGambling Author:Artie Lange
“At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota” KidsLinesGamblingBackyardsMinnesotaMiragesKids Playing Author:Artie Lange
“I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.” IfsWould BeRunningGuyOne ThingTypeTomorrowGunTablesAwfulClockTonightGamblingCubaNoonType Of GuyRoulette Author:Artie Lange