“But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.” PeopleKnowsI CanStoriesInterestingCareersGood StoryInteresting Life Author:Artie Lange
“You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.” KnowsTwoGirlFatherWaitingKnow HowFrontsNakedCurseCensorshipScrewed UpMake Out Author:Artie Lange
“It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.” KnowsPlayFiveFineDrawsCards Author:Artie Lange
“Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.” ThinkingKnowsLooksDoneAbilityMillionsLike YouIncrediblesSpontaneityEntertainers Author:Artie Lange
“The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.” KnowsStillsRealGuyMorningMillionsLaughingKnow HowTalentModelsRelatePlumberLimosReal Talent Author:Artie Lange
“I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.” KnowsStuffExcitingGambling Author:Artie Lange
