“Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.” WellsProblemGuyDrugDiedDrinkingRanOverdoseDrinking Problem Author:Artie Lange
“I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.” PeopleThinkingWayTwoGuyCommunitySupportRightsGayKissingGrossGay RightsTwo GuysGay CommunityGay Friend Author:Artie Lange
“I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.” GuyStability Author:Artie Lange
“The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.” KnowsStillsRealGuyMorningMillionsLaughingKnow HowTalentModelsRelatePlumberLimosReal Talent Author:Artie Lange
“It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world” WorldBigsGuyOwnersBossSimilarity Author:Artie Lange
“I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.” IfsWould BeRunningGuyOne ThingTypeTomorrowGunTablesAwfulClockTonightGamblingCubaNoonType Of GuyRoulette Author:Artie Lange
