“A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.” PeopleWantYearsKidsSportsRealizingDyingCouplePromiseYears AgoBaseballComedianHospitalsBabePlayoffsRuth Author:Artie Lange
“Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.” IfsWantSaidSometimesSoundSubjectsAgreeIdiotInterviewsOffensiveInsultingMurphy Author:Artie Lange
