“I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.” PresidentJokesAmerican Politics Author:Bob Hope
“Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.” PeopleYearsHas BeensFunnyPresidentHearingAidsPresident ReaganHearing AidsReaganomics Author:Bob Hope
“Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.” IfsFunnyPresidentActingAnxiousReaganomics Author:Bob Hope
“I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.” RunningFunnyActorsPresidentReturnWhy NotSequelsReelectionReaganomics Author:Bob Hope
“Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.” PeopleKnowsStatesPresidentUnitedUnited StatesCongress Author:Bob Hope
“Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.” TryingPlayPresidentGolfHealerParamedicsFoursomes Author:Bob Hope
“Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.” LooksPresidentGolfVicesScoreWoundedCheatCan NotVice President Author:Bob Hope
“President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.” GivenPresidentPaintingGolfFewerStrokesGiven UpPresident Eisenhower Author:Bob Hope
“The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...” LastsPresidentGolfLast TimeEaglesOne LinerMooseElkPresident Ford Author:Bob Hope
“We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.” FirstsPlayCoursesPresidentSpringShotsGolfPalmsGolf CourseTeesPalm SpringsPresident Ford Author:Bob Hope
“US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!” PresidentGolfUs PresidentGerald FordHitman Author:Bob Hope
“I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.” MenPresidentSixGreat Men Author:Bob Hope
