“I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.”
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Famous Bob Hope Quotes
“A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.”
“The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.”
“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?”
“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”
“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”
“She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.”
“I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!”
“Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.”