“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
“Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.”
“I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.”
“I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.”