“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
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Famous Bob Hope Quotes
“I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.”
“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”
“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”
“Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.”
“Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.”
“I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.”
“Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.”
“Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.”
“I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes.”
“A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.”
“I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.”
“I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.”
“If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.”
“Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.”
Source: Bob Hope