“Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.” AmericaBuiltCamerasWestBoxesLionsMonumentMayer Author:Bob Hope
“If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.” IfsCountryFunnyAmericaComedyLaysEggs Author:Bob Hope
“I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.” GivingFunnyAmericaPoliticalChanceMoneyGive MeComedianUsaVisitingOne LinerGive Me A Chance Author:Bob Hope
“Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?” AmericaSupportMovementTvsGoes OnComplainingLiberationBrasLack Of Support Author:Bob Hope
“She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.” FunnyAmericaPerfectTroubleHumorousSpokes Author:Bob Hope
“Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?” NeedsFunnyAmericaHumorousDressesOil Author:Bob Hope
“The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.” BigsGovernmentFunnyAmericaDifferencesTvsHumorousEngland Author:Bob Hope
“Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!” PeopleTryingStillsFunnyAmericaHeardHavensHumorousBordersSwimMexico Book:Bob Hope Source: Bob Hope
“And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.” KnowsWarAbleFunnyAmericaLostFeltEatingHumorousArmySorryFishesIslandsJapanJointsReservationsSushiEating Raw Author:Bob Hope
“America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.” CountryFunnyAmericaHumorousGoldDivorceLawyerOlympicsSlogansDivorce Lawyers Author:Bob Hope
