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Famous Bob Hope Quotes
“If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.”
“If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
“I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!”
“If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.”
“If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.”
“I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.”
“If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.”
“I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.”
“With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.”
“The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.”
“Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.”