“I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.” FunnyCoursesRight PlaceInsperationalProactivePlace And Time Author:Bob Hope
“If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.” IfsWantPlayCoursesGoldGolfDirtyLightningGolfersGolf CourseGolfingGolf LifeFunny GolfPlaying GolfGreat GolfingFunny GolfingCold WeatherLet Him GoGolf Jokes Author:Bob Hope
“Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.” CoursesEasyRedCrossesGolfSpotsCartsRed Cross Author:Bob Hope
“Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes. The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.” I CanPlayTogetherCoursesWinningSidesDrawsGolfStakesAttorneyCrosby Author:Bob Hope
“It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.” HardCoursesGolfWoundedGolf Course Author:Bob Hope
“We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.” FirstsPlayCoursesPresidentSpringShotsGolfPalmsGolf CourseTeesPalm SpringsPresident Ford Author:Bob Hope
“Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?” LyingCoursesFunSunGolfGolfersGolfingGolf LifeGreat GolfGreat GolfingGreatest Golf Author:Bob Hope
“Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.” FunnyTogetherThreeCoursesEnjoyFourIdealsGoldGolfGolf Course Author:Bob Hope
