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Famous Bob Hope Quotes
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
“I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!”
“Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.”
“If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.”
“Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.”
“I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.”
“I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.”
“Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.”
“I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.”
“Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.”
“Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.”
“President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.”
“On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.”
“If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.”
“It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.”
“We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.”
“I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.”
“Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.”
“US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!”
“That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.”
“Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.”
“I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.”