“Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.”
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Famous Bob Hope Quotes
“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.”
“Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.”
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“You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.”
“I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.”
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“I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.”
“Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.”
“You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.”
“The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.”