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Famous Darynda Jones Quotes
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: First Grave on the Right
“If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.”
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker”
Source: First Grave on the Right
“She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.”
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt”
Source: First Grave on the Right
“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it.”
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
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Source: Second Grave on the Left
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
Source: Second Grave on the Left
Source: Second Grave on the Left
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker”
Source: Second Grave on the Left
Source: Second Grave on the Left
“He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.”
Source: Second Grave on the Left
“I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt”
Source: Second Grave on the Left
Source: For I Have Sinned (A Charley Davidson Story): A HeroesandHeartbreakers.com Original
Source: For I Have Sinned (A Charley Davidson Story): A HeroesandHeartbreakers.com Original
Source: Second Grave On The Left: Number 2 in series
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: Second Grave on the Left
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“It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.”
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.”
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!”
Source: First Grave on the Right
“Whatever makes your balloon red, Swopes.”
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.”
Source: Second Grave on the Left