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Famous Darynda Jones Quotes
“I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless”
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT”
“There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley”
“My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.”
“Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.”
“If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”
“Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.”
“I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.”
“Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows?”
“It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT”
“Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.”
“I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly”
“The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.”
“I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.”
