Source: First Grave on the Right
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Famous Darynda Jones Quotes
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~”
“Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead: Number 3 in series
Source: For I Have Sinned (A Charley Davidson Story): A HeroesandHeartbreakers.com Original
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.”
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite”
Source: Second Grave on the Left
“Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.”
“This place is like crazy on crackers.”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.”
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: The Charley Davidson Series
“Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte”
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
Source: For I Have Sinned (A Charley Davidson Story): A HeroesandHeartbreakers.com Original
Source: Second Grave on the Left
“Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.”
Source: The Charley Davidson Series