“You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but the thing that I enjoy most is the difference between all of them, because you're always learning. I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything. I'm actually lucky to have the chance to fail at all of them.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWritingSometimesEnjoyDifferencesChanceFailingLuckyAlways Learning Author:Dylan Moran
“The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after the election when [Donald] Trump is no longer in the picture. God, I can't wait for that. I hope he just goes away.” ThinkingWritingI CanWould BeWaitingPiecesReadyTrumpElectionSensible Author:Dylan Moran
“That's a rather flippant quote "drinking and writing bad poetry" from me. I mean, I said it, but I was doing other stuff too. I certainly didn't manage the full stretch of four years.” WritingYearsMeanSaidStuffFourDrinkingManageFour YearsFlippant Author:Dylan Moran
“It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.” WritingBookHumorFunnySpeakComedyPlanning Author:Dylan Moran
“We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.” WritingJoySituationSurreal Author:Dylan Moran
“I've been writing since I was very young, even before I was a teenager. As far as I'm concerned, I am a writer - whether my writing's spoken or written in a blog, paper, book or printed on the side of a submarine.” WritingBookYoungSidesWrittenPaperConcernedTeenagerBlogsPrintedSubmarinesPaper Books Author:Dylan Moran
“If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.” IfsWritingHumorFunnySongWallOilHandleLiftsCoveredBroomsArsesTrampolines Author:Dylan Moran
“When things are going well, I can't write fast enough to keep up with my mind. Writing walks, speech runs and talk flies. Other times, though, it's like fishing.” WritingMindWellsI CanEnoughRunningWalksSpeechFishing Author:Dylan Moran
“I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That's all. You want to have the confidence that you've done what you need to do to it, because otherwise it's an exercise in vanity.” WantNeedsWritingDoneExerciseCarefulVanityBe Careful Author:Dylan Moran
